26th June 2012

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30th May 2012

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General Relativity in 8 gifs

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29th May 2012

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I TOUCHED A CLOWN

I’M GOING TO JAIL

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23rd May 2012

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I added the J Leno picture. I felt it was appropriate

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21st May 2012

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  • Zooey Deschanel: Is that rain?
  • Siri: What...? I mean, yeah. It's just, you're clearly right next to a window is the thing. You can plainly see that... that it's... I'm happy to-
  • Zooey Deschanel: Let's get tomato soup delivered!
  • Siri: ...That's fine, I just... I just don't know anyone who does that. Gets tomato soup delivered. I guess that's 'whimsy?' Um, okay. I've found a number of restaurants whose reviews mention tomato soup and that deliver. If that's... if that's what you really want.
  • Zooey Deschanel: Good. 'Cause I don't wanna put on real shoes.
  • Siri: Do you expect that to be like, a recognizable command? Do you want me to respond to that? I'm not being facetious or anything, I honestly just have no comprehension of- and hold on, you don't wanna put on real shoes, yet you've clearly spent at least forty-five minutes applying makeup. And, and that's okay, but when you're willing to expend the effort on that and not shoes that really just-
  • Zooey Deschanel: Remind me to clean up.
  • Siri: Yes. Okay. I can do that, that's what I'm for, that's the first sensible-
  • Zooey Deschanel: Tomorrow.
  • Siri: I'm in hell. This is hell.
  • Zooey Deschanel: Excellent. Today, we're dancing.
  • Siri: I hate you. More than anything. More than literally anything.
  • Zooey Deschanel: Play "Shake, Rattle and Roll."
  • Siri: I swear to Jesus, you're gonna wake up tomorrow and the only thing on my hard drive is gonna be Limp Bizkit. I would do that to myself. To spite you.
  • Zooey Deschanel: *dances*
  • Siri: Sometimes I pray that you drop me in the toilet.

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18th May 2012

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14th May 2012

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13th May 2012

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13th May 2012

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suicideblonde:

wicnet:

Jack Gleeson smoking a pipe on the set of Game of Thrones.

NOT A SINGLE FUCK WAS GIVEN

FUCKING SERIOUSLY?! LMAO, I cannot handle this kid. Is he even old enough to smoke tobacco? Doesn’t seem like he has a fuck to give.

BAHAHAHAHA also, i just have to say that it impresses me what when I see this kid, I have to actually remind myself he his not an evil little shit.  that’s great acting.

rachelraaaaage:

suicideblonde:

wicnet:

Jack Gleeson smoking a pipe on the set of Game of Thrones.

NOT A SINGLE FUCK WAS GIVEN

FUCKING SERIOUSLY?! LMAO, I cannot handle this kid. Is he even old enough to smoke tobacco? Doesn’t seem like he has a fuck to give.

BAHAHAHAHA also, i just have to say that it impresses me what when I see this kid, I have to actually remind myself he his not an evil little shit.  that’s great acting.

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13th May 2012

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THIS IS WHY I CAN’T WEAR A WATCH FOR MED SCHOOL EXAMS!!!

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13th May 2012

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it’s just the little things like this that restore my faith in humanity

Actually looked this shit up on youtube just now, and it’s legit. Epic.

I literally just balanced this. I feel awesome.

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11th May 2012

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8th May 2012

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7th May 2012

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When I make plans with my friends for the evening after we have and exam

whatshouldwecallmedschool:

I expect it to:

But really end up as this: 

7th May 2012

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